{"id":1775,"date":"2012-12-25T15:28:47","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T18:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.subterfugios.net\/blog\/?p=1775"},"modified":"2012-12-25T15:28:47","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T18:28:47","slug":"corporate-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.subterfugios.net\/blog\/corporate-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Corporate IT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9 preciso amar o mundo de TI no ambiente corporativo. Olha essa descri\u00e7\u00e3o do produto <a href=\"http:\/\/www-01.ibm.com\/common\/ssi\/cgi-bin\/ssialias?htmlfid=897\/ENUS212-278&amp;infotype=AN&amp;subtype=CA&amp;appname=wwwsearch\" target=\"_blank\">IBM Connections<\/a>, sobre como dizer muito sem dizer nada:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Track the activity of your network and respond more quickly using the embedded experience within the activity stream.<\/li>\n<li>Bring external applications and content into the activity stream to respond in context, saving time and reducing context switching.<\/li>\n<li>Track and respond to the activities of community members using the community-centric activity stream and embedded experience.<\/li>\n<li>Quickly bring content from external sites and related communities into your community for faster response and better customer service.<\/li>\n<li>Develop insights into community adoption and usage with new standard and customizable metrics and graphical reports.<\/li>\n<li>Receive relevant recommendations on people and content using social analytics that now also utilize status updates and microblogging content.<\/li>\n<li>Use hashtags to follow important topics and &#8220;Like&#8221; updates with a single click.<\/li>\n<li>Schedule team events and incorporate into a personal calendar using a new community calendar.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Se voc\u00ea n\u00e3o sabe o que \u00e9 o IBM Connections, n\u00e3o se acanhe. Parece que a Big Blue n\u00e3o quer que voc\u00ea saiba. Se voc\u00ea for ao site da IBM, \u00e9 exatamente essa descri\u00e7\u00e3o acima que voc\u00ea ver\u00e1. Na verdade, acho que eles evitam palavras mais espec\u00edficas na descri\u00e7\u00e3o com o objetivo de ampliar sua percep\u00e7\u00e3o do software. Acho que algu\u00e9m poderia fazer um gerador de descri\u00e7\u00f5es de software da IBM.<\/p>\n<p>Na Wikip\u00e9dia, tem algo mais palat\u00e1vel:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>IBM Connections<\/b> is a <a title=\"Web 2.0\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Web_2.0\">Web 2.0<\/a> <a title=\"Social software\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Social_software\">social software<\/a> <a title=\"Application software\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Application_software\">application<\/a> developed by <a title=\"IBM\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/IBM\">IBM<\/a>. The goal of IBM Connections is to empower companies to be more innovative and help them <a title=\"Execution (management) (page does not exist)\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/w\/index.php?title=Execution_%28management%29&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1\">execute<\/a> more quickly by using dynamic networks of co-workers, partners and customers. It provides social networking tools for businesses to use to bring together people through online tools.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1777\" alt=\"Meetings\" src=\"http:\/\/www.subterfugios.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/cartoon5327.png\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.subterfugios.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/cartoon5327.png 480w, https:\/\/www.subterfugios.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/cartoon5327-300x225.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Falando em geradores de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suicidiovirtual.net\/dados\/lerolero.html\" target=\"_blank\">lero-lero<\/a>, veja tamb\u00e9m o <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dack.com\/web\/bullshit.html\" target=\"_blank\">Web Economy Bullshit Generator<\/a>. Com um clique do mouse, voc\u00ea consegue \u00f3timos trios verbo-adjetivo-substantivo para usar na descri\u00e7\u00e3o de seus produtos. Fiz aqui alguns para exemplificar:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>orchestrate leading-edge systems<\/li>\n<li>drive strategic infrastructures<\/li>\n<li>target value-added portals<\/li>\n<li>deliver best-of-breed models<\/li>\n<li>disintermediate virtual applications<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Acho que o Web Economy Bullshit Generator est\u00e1 um pouco desatualizado. Se adicionarmos alguns temos relacionados a Facebook e social media em geral, podemos chegar a algo viral. Algu\u00e9m se disp\u00f5e a fazer as listas? 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